Blog Within a Blog: My New Computer 3.4.1

    Just like with the last NewEgg.com shipment, Fed Ex couldn’t deliver it since there was no one to sign for it. Therefore I missed out on getting my P4C 3.0GHz processor today — a day earlier than expected too.
    I did get a consolation prize though, since my Homestar Runner figures showed up instead!

Everybody! Everybody!
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Resarchers Prove the Importance of Proper Diet

    Note to self: Put this on in the Farts & Cannibalism category.
    A story from News.com.au (by way of Fark) explains how cows being shipped to the Mideast were suffocating themselves with their own flatulence! Animal rights activists believed the animals’ gassiness was caused by nerves during the change in climate. But researcher Jeisana Accioly believes the problem stems from the cows high-protein diet. The solution “can be as simple as increasing the roughage in the diet with something like hay, decreasing protein and ensuring higher levels of qualified nutrient monitoring.”
    Likewise, a change in diet might benefit egg-laying chickens who often resort to cannibalism. Says the article: “A producer can lose up to 40 per cent of chickens due to cannibalism, but the problem can be lessened by reducing the level of highly processed feed and by increasing the level of salt in their diet.”
    In a similar vein, I always feel much better after some tacos and beer.
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Blog Within a Blog: My New Computer 3.4

    Schedule be damned. I can’t wait. Besides, I just saw Intel’s plans for new chipsets and I want to get my computer up and running before it’s already obsolete.
    I went ahead and ordered the processor last night from New Egg (I also succumbed and got the floppy drive too, since it was only six bucks). I put the fans in this morning as well, but still have to figure out the neatest way to plug them all in. Who knows, Elmer 2000® might be fully operational this weekend — just like a Death Star!   [1:49 PM]
    Update: Phew! Well the fans are all in, and they’re plugged in too. I also stopped off at Comp USA after work and got some chrome grills, which I think look better than the clear acrylic ones. Plus I got some Molex adapters to make sure I could wire all the fans up. I even put the sound card and video card in, so, as far as I can tell I’m all set for when my processor shows up…
    …for which I just got Fed Ex confirmation! It’s scheduled to arrive Friday.
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Order Some Figurines Too

    While waiting for SB Email #80, why not visit some of these Homestar-related links, shamelessly pilfered from Lympher’s unofficial Homestar forum.
Full Effect
WTF Im L33T
Res Excellence
Flak Magazine
Long Island Press
Tastes Like Chicken
Penguin Bros
Stanford Daily
Atlanta Journal-Constitution (added 7/21/03)
Kevin Scott’s interview (added 8/11/03)
Wired — audio version available here
Riot radio interview — original interview available here
   Plus, these blurbs in Time and Entertainment Weekly.
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Blog Within a Blog: My New Computer 3.3.1

    It’s always the little things, I guess. I thought the expense of it would be my big stumbling block in putting together my computer; but in fact the thing that had me most stymied was how to screw all the fans in place. My clear acrylic case is too thick for the screws that come with the fans. I don’t know much about tools and hardware stores, but I assumed these fan screws were rather unique — they have wider threads, by the look of it — so I wasn’t sure I could get longer ones at Home Depot. But it turns out the company where I got the case, C3, sells screw sets specially made for mounting fans in their cases. I found some yesterday morning (Saturday), in my bag of supplies, and they worked perfectly! I quickly ordered some more sets, along with a few odds and ends (like a motherboard speaker, since it looks like I lost mine already; and some extra thumbscrews). Ironically, the UPS shipping is about the same amount as my order, but at least I have the peace of mind that I really will be able to put everything properly in place.
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The Folding of Crêpe Paper Flowers has Begun

    A lot of my daily reads are already discussing plans for the upcoming Blogathon. It’s still two weeks away, but it’s already kind of exciting — especially since it seems so many sites are involved.
    A lot of folks are wondering what kind of “theme” to maintain during the 24-hours of blogging. Several people are taking reader requests, someone else will be reviewing a day’s worth of movies, others will be writing short stories or poems. I was thinking of perhaps giving my new computer its maiden run that day, but I doubt I can wait till then. Or maybe uploading webcam shots of myself eating a Banquet Salisbury steak frozen dinner every half hour. (But, really, that’s no big deal since I do that every Saturday.)
    No matter what I come up with and how delirious I might end up, I hope you can find time to visit the site on the 26th.
    And I hope you can find time to check out the work my chosen charity is doing. The Electronic Frontier Foundation has its virtual hands full defending file sharing, e-mail privacy, digital video recording, and even printer cartridge refills. So whether you do it by sponsoring me (which, what do you know!, you can do with this link) or on your own, I hope you can help them out with a donation or your support.
    Archivist’s Note: I think the title refers to beginning the decorations for a homecoming or prom?
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Holiday Snaps

    I still haven’t gotten around to writing up my 2003 setlist page, mostly because I’m still waiting for my friends to FTP their concert photos. I took some pictures too, but only of the goings-on before and after the show.
    They’ve been uploaded to my brand new Photo Gallery, so feel free to go check them out.
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Drama!

    Way too many of my favorite blogs have been disappearing. Reportedly, the blogs have been overrun with criticism and abuse; so much so that the webmasters have decided to shut down their blogs, close up shop, and retire to a small farm where they can leap about in the sunlight and chase butterflies. Well, perhaps not that last part — that’s just something my parents told me when my fish died…which, come to think of it, doesn’t make much sense.
    Anyway, despite the repercussions, I’m kind of envious of those webmasters. I’ve had a site for over seven years and the most inflammatory my Comments page gets is the occasional “Your fat!”. I too want to stir up some action and some controversy. Therefore, in that regard, I would like to get the ball rolling and state for the record that the guy who runs this site is a dick.

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Random Musing #378,819

    You Know You’re Fat When: you switch to shoes with Velco straps to save yourself the trouble of tying your shoelaces (or bending over to tie your shoelaces).
    You Know You’re Really Fat When: you just leave your shoes on all the time.
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“…and a Diet Pepsi”

    It’s gotten to the point of cliché, the joke where the fat guy orders a whole litany of food and caps it off with the addition of a diet Pepsi. I guess people think this is a joke because the fat guy is obviously deluding himself that the diet Pepsi somehow justifies the inclusion of all that fattening food. That this particular beverage is some panacea which will make it all better.
    But that joke isn’t funny, because I am one of those people.
    I’ve heard the “…and a Diet Pepsi” punchline before. I’ve seen the smirk behind the chrome counter. I’ve heard the sarcasm out of the drive-thru speaker.
    What I find most frustrating is how these food service people (and standup comics who should know better) never seem to consider that I might order a low-calorie beverage by choice, because, Heaven save us, I might actually prefer it. I simply do not like regular Coke or Pepsi. Compared to their diet counterparts, the regular stuff is thick and syrupy and does quite the opposite of quenching my thirst. So get it through your grease-addled, paper-hat-wearing skull: I’m fully cognizant of what I’m ordering and why.
    Give it a rest. Wipe the smirk off your face, and give me my food.
    And…yes…if I’m going to add 400 calories to my Taco Bell meal, I’d rather do it via a beef Chalupa than a 32-ounce regular Pepsi.
    (This rant was inspired in part by Ellen DeGeneres’s HBO special.)
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