Because of continued allegations from a rival website (which shall go unnamed), and because of a desperate need to bury the two creepy images below and get them off my main page, I have chosen this time to publish a response. I was not in Chicago on the weekend of the 21st. My son and I did not attend the Royals / White Sox game, nor did I attack a Royals first base coach. Furthermore, several public decency statutes preclude me from going shirtless out of doors.I hope this will finally put the matter to rest.
That wasn’t you?!?! But the resemblance…