Another Top Ten

    Here’s an official top ten list, straight from Late Show with David Letterman itself. This was broadcast last night and it seemed fairly appropriate.
Top Ten Signs You’re Too Fat
      10.   Only thing you read: takeout menus.
        9.   You’ve had a garage door installed in your bedroom.
        8.   Got cable just for the Food Network.
        7.   You skip your son’s wedding because you don’t want to miss Blimpie’s 2-for-1 sale.
        6.   Red Cross changed your blood type from “0𔄭 to “Pancake batter”.
        5.   Scientists won a Nobel Prize for measuring your gravitational field.
        4.   Blinking leaves you winded.
        3.   You buy ham by the square foot.
        2.   Southwest Airlines makes you purchase 3 tickets.

And the number one sign you’re too fat…

        1.   You start every day with a nice, steaming cup of gravy.
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