Happy Birthday to Me!

    It’s that time again. Time to go through the birthday horoscopes and see what this next year holds.
    In the local paper, the Detroit Free Press, Holiday Mathis says: This year you get many examples of why right equals might. Your conscience guides you to action that is not only moral but also and uplifting to everyone around you. The next three months feature fast changes, and you adjust to make the most of them — and make money in the process, too.
    Birthscope.com didn’t provide any predictions, but I was taken by this little bit of insight: The November 9th person […] will tell you everything, even what you might not care to know about themselves. They tend to be curios and love the ritual of acquisition. As a mate, the November 9th person is driven by spontaneity, sensation and satisfaction.
    Cafe Astrology.com’s horoscope is too lengthy to quote here.
    The How Stuff Works horoscope is totally wrong, except for the phrase “They have a tendency to overeat when feeling blue.”
    Jennifer Angel in the NY Daily News says: This year brings with it an opportunity to write your own life script. It’s unlikely that you will want to create a totally new life, but you will be able to fine-tune your preferences.
    Georgia Nichols says: Singer Nick Lachey (1973) shares your birthday today. You’re extremely persistent. You often get caught up in the excitement of life because you do love your earthly pleasures. However, you’re determined approach to things allows you to accomplish much. You love the joy of discovery. You are a seeker. This is why you live on the edge. Expect a delightful, social, fun-loving year ahead!
    Phil Booth, at The Star.com, has a particularly safe prediction: If you think creatively, plan cleverly and move determinedly, you will turn what might be into what you want it to be. The improbable will become the probable. Some strongly supportive celestial factors ensure your success.
    The writer at Daily Horoscopes.com lives in a world of unicorns and rainbows: You do not have to worry about forgetful people on your birthday. A busy season is ahead but you will find there are plenty of opportunities to visit and enjoy the people with whom you have become close. Today’s celebrations begin before you lift your head off the pillow and continue throughout the day and evening. Any problems today are met with a good attitude. You appreciate difficulties and recognize them as challenges to finding truth and positive endings. You naturally are a giving person, sacrificing your own interests for the sake of what you feel is right. You read about some remarkable medical developments and are pleased to be living in this world, at this time. There are celebrations this evening!–HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Sounds suspiciously like what you tell a terminal patient just before you put a pillow over their face.
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