The place has been decorated; the lights have been hung, taken down, repaired, and then hung up again; and, in typical fashion, the rain washed away all the Thanksgiving snow. It’s Christmas in Michigan! Well, it usually rains on Christmas in Michigan, so I guess we’re doing better than usual, with it just being cold and dry.I have all the nail-biting drama of a small Christmas TV-movie in the works. All my presents have been bought, but one has yet to arrive. Today is the last day it can show up, so I’m wondering if some Christmas magic will give me that “Festivus miracle” I’m hoping for, or if I’ll just be handing my mom an IOU tomorrow.
We shall see…
P.S. Here’s the latest E-mail of the Week, from sexmachi@hotmail.com: “Christmas anal defloration for mr Mickey”! Aw, guys, you shouldn’t have.
Update: I’ve been so distracted by work that I completely forgot to change my blog colors for the new season. I was busy doing this today when the UPS person came by and dropped off my last present. Yes, SFG, there is a Santa Claus.
Just have to wrap the gift, get dressed up and go to church, and then, that most pleasant of activities, the celebration of Christmas…
I got Sting!!! The blade is pretty cool, but the handle is fake wood and lame.
Are you insinuating that the elves are shoddy craftsmen?!
I’ve heard that that the blade glows blue when Orcs are present. You should bring it to the office and we can find out who our worst enemies are.
I just might do that. What happens if it glows around Reid though?