Author Archives: Mickey

Top Ten

Posted on September 28 2002 by Mickey

    Back in the day, I used to assist TV’s Bob Zahari, host of Maclean Hunter’s The Sportsdesk, in the creation of his Top Ten Lists (which were obviously inspired by David Letterman). It’s been a while since I … Continue reading →

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A Personal Note

Posted on September 27 2002 by Mickey

    As my unplanned experiments in weight gain continue, I’m noticing an increased difficulty in cutting my toenails. My expanding flesh makes it not only nearly impossible to reach my feet but also to see my feet. I suppose … Continue reading →

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A Response

Posted on September 27 2002 by Mickey

    Because of continued allegations from a rival website (which shall go unnamed), and because of a desperate need to bury the two creepy images below and get them off my main page, I have chosen this time to … Continue reading →

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The Truth Unmasked

Posted on September 25 2002 by Mickey

    All these years we thought Michael Jackson was scientifically transfiguring himself into the likeness of a very pale Diana Ross. I recently uncovered the true method to his madness. Jackson is in fact transmogrifying himself into a young … Continue reading →

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Yay!

Posted on September 24 2002 by Mickey

    Congratulations, Dave!The Big Man wins again.

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Emmys 2002 Reaction

Posted on September 23 2002 by Mickey

    Gosh, I love the awards shows. I sort of would have preferred if no “9/11” shows were in competition for an Emmy, but the one award that bugs me out of this subset is best sound mixing for … Continue reading →

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Dorkasaurus

Posted on September 20 2002 by Mickey

    According to this National Geographic story, paleontologists in China have uncovered the 128-million-year-old remains of the first known dinosaur nerd. The remains were found in a dark, isolated area, as if the creature had been ostracized from its … Continue reading →

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Super Heroes

Posted on September 20 2002 by Mickey

As so often happens when I’m sitting around shooting the breeze with my imaginary friends, the subject turns to old TV shows, specifically old cartoons. Unlike my friend Chrondar, Lord of the Goatpeople, I don’t really have any favorites. Sure, … Continue reading →

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Quest for World Peace

Posted on September 19 2002 by Mickey

    One of my coworkers (one of the non-imaginary ones) is finally taking a stand to better this world in which we live. Please join him in his efforts by signing his online petition, or, barring that, by spamming … Continue reading →

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Wit and Wisdom of W

Posted on September 19 2002 by Mickey

    Why wait till later? Let’s begin compiling the George W Bush Presidential Library right now. Here, President Bush articulates his suspicions regarding Iraq’s announcement of “unconditional” inspections.Downstream it (play it live)       Download it (play it … Continue reading →

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