Category Archives: Personal

Campaign Trail Mix

Posted on November 6 2002 by Mickey

    I was upset yesterday, Election Day, when I confirmed my “Short Fat” Party was not represented on the local ballot. I spoke with the Clerk’s office this morning and was told that my proposal was deemed unacceptable. I … Continue reading →

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Politicking

Posted on November 5 2002 by Mickey

    That great day has come again; the day that makes you proud to be an American. No, not Super Bowl Sunday. It’s Election Day! The day when you get to have your say, when your voice matters, and … Continue reading →

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An Apology

Posted on November 1 2002 by Mickey

    I would like to apologize to all the trick-or-treaters last night for not having any candy. This was not my intention and I even tried to buy extra…but I got home early last night and it was a … Continue reading →

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One or More Thumbs Up

Posted on October 22 2002 by Mickey

    Notice a difference?    What do you mean “No”! I’m on vacation — can’t you tell? Don’t I look more tanned? Actually, I shouldn’t, since I’m using my time off just to veg out around the house (so … Continue reading →

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Saturday Night at the SFG Arcade

Posted on October 19 2002 by Mickey

    Some new features have been added to the Games section. You can now play the old favorite Hangman. This was introduced quietly a couple days ago, but is formally announced now [and has since been revamped]. I also … Continue reading →

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Andy Rooney Time

Posted on October 16 2002 by Mickey

    You know, it’s funny the things you think of when you’re crouched in the corner of a darkened booth of the local adult bookstore. It’s almost —    No. Sorry. That was supposed to be sent to a … Continue reading →

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All’s Fair

Posted on October 15 2002 by Mickey
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The Eternal Question

Posted on October 15 2002 by Mickey

    Without going into any gory details, I am again compelled to ask: why oh why do I persist in eating peanuts?!    For example, consider this timeline extract from the scientific field guide being compiled on me (details … Continue reading →

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Dial the “1”

Posted on October 12 2002 by Mickey

    I just heard a standup comic* joking about how old people always insist on giving out long distance numbers by preceding it with a one. The joke is that everybody knows you dial a 1 first, and that … Continue reading →

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Weekend

Posted on October 12 2002 by Mickey

    If it’s Saturday, it must mean one thing. Taco Bell for dinner. No, two, two things: Taco Bell for dinner and my cable modem is out.    Almost every weekend, either Friday around 11 PM or Saturday around … Continue reading →

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