Category Archives: Personal

REJECTED!

Posted on October 2 2002 by Mickey

    On Tuesday I suffered a terrible blow to my pride.    I was deemed unworthy, was found unacceptable.    I was rejected from giving blood.    Through all my years of donating, this has only happened once (and … Continue reading →

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Top Ten

Posted on September 28 2002 by Mickey

    Back in the day, I used to assist TV’s Bob Zahari, host of Maclean Hunter’s The Sportsdesk, in the creation of his Top Ten Lists (which were obviously inspired by David Letterman). It’s been a while since I … Continue reading →

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A Personal Note

Posted on September 27 2002 by Mickey

    As my unplanned experiments in weight gain continue, I’m noticing an increased difficulty in cutting my toenails. My expanding flesh makes it not only nearly impossible to reach my feet but also to see my feet. I suppose … Continue reading →

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A Response

Posted on September 27 2002 by Mickey

    Because of continued allegations from a rival website (which shall go unnamed), and because of a desperate need to bury the two creepy images below and get them off my main page, I have chosen this time to … Continue reading →

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Randomness

Posted on September 18 2002 by Mickey

My doctor is concerned I’m too heavy for my height. So I’ve decided to measure myself by width. I’m really enjoying Comedy Central’s idea to replay Late Night with Conan O’Brien at 7:00 PM EST. (This is a great boon … Continue reading →

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September 11 2002

Posted on September 11 2002 by Mickey

    I’m not sure what I should write. Honestly, I don’t feel I can write anything suitable about this anniversary, but I hate to let the day go by unacknowledged here. Today looks like any other late summer day, … Continue reading →

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An Unforeseen Complication

Posted on September 10 2002 by Mickey

    My dedication to this website has backfired on me. While striving to be as fat as I can be and then writing about it here on my homepage, I have now jeopardized my ability to type at all. … Continue reading →

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Fantasy Football

Posted on September 10 2002 by Mickey

    Thing are looking good for my team in the SFG league on Yahoo!. Veteran first string powerhouse Danny DeVito will be featured in the season premiere of Ed on NBC, which will really bring my average up. This … Continue reading →

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The Man is Keeping Me Down

Posted on September 9 2002 by Mickey

    Yesterday my cable modem was out; now, I can’t access the Internet here at work. But, luckily, I have my laptop and an AOL account to fall back on. Nothing will keep me from updating my homepage! Too … Continue reading →

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Great Moments in Movies (in MSPaint)

Posted on August 22 2002 by Mickey

   (Note: this was originally featured in my YaBBSE message board. Now that it’s become a buglight for spammers and other reprobates, I’ve killed off the message board and dumped these MSPaint masterpieces here [roughly at the time they were … Continue reading →

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