Hello

    What is up. My name is Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry of America, and from time to time I will be “hacking” into websites such as this — using the tools legally entitled to us through the Berman P2P bill — so that I can talk directly to users of The Online just like you.
    I bet you like the rock and roll, and I bet you might have once “downloaded” a music “track” onto your computer drive.
    Gosh, you might even have “downloaded” a whole “LP”!!!
    Well, “dog,” unfortunately, that is stealing.
    What you have done is the same as shoplifting a “CD” at a record store. It doesn’t matter if you downloaded the album for the heck of it and never intended to buy it anyway. As a music enthusiast you are required to buy every album released in your demographic. It’s as simple as that, and, like anything in life, it’s up to you to play by the rules.
    I mean, what if there was some building where you could just walk in and take out books to read for free. That would be ludicrous!!! So you can see our situation.
    Thanks for “rapping” with me. Talk at you later, and happy listening!
    Hilary B. Rosen
    Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
    Recording Industry Association of America
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7 Days Without a Loss Time Injury

    Today marks the one week anniversary of when SFG Online crashed. Looking back, I think that guy who hacks into my site is right. I probably shouldn’t be using “password” as my password. This site obviously needs to be more secure. Leo Laporte on The Screen Savers suggests using a combination of letters and numbers (never use words that can be found in the dictionary); so to better serve you, the loyal SFG Online visitor, I’m going to change my password to “m1ck3y”.
    Thank you. Please pull around to the first window.
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Housekeeping

    It’s been nagging me for quite some time that I’ve got separate pages for Music and TV and Food, but my Movies page is nothing but reviews. On occasion I’ve been lumping movie reviews or Oscar news in my main weblog, but today I decided to revamp my movie section. I created a separate page for my DVD reviews (and spent the afternoon laboriously moving all my reviews onto it) and then created a new Movies page, to sit alongside the other web facets of SFG World.
    I moved several existing movie-related entries onto it (and also just finishing typing up its first original entry), and along the way I decided several other entries here in the main weblog should really exist elsewhere too. So my total number of entries, as shown in the Stats box below, has dwindled, but that’s just because some of the TV and Music comments have been moved to more appropriate places.
    Just thought I’d mention it. And now, back to the show.
    (Update: All the above links have been changed as of September 1. All the above PHP weblogs have reverted back to HTML pages.
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DVD Avenue

    For years my friends and I have been bemoaning how NetFlix does not have any competition. Each time the rates were changed, or when they decided to only stock one copy of each movie (allowing them to ignore any future special editions of titles), or when they decided to require multi-disc sets to be separate rentals, or when their service became so slow we could only get movies every three weeks, we kept wishing NetFlix had some competition.
    At last it appears there’s a new challenger in town. I tried out DVD Avenue recently for about a month. Their website is arranged much like NetFlix’s, with the opportunity to browse through titles and to add them to a queue. NetFlix’s design has more polish, but the DVD Avenue site is serviceable. You are able to rearrange the order of titles in your queue and can also see the availability of your selections.
    The company is based in Maryland, which is good news for East Coast customers, especially considering how NetFlix was based out of San Diego. I got my first two selections within the week, just like the early glory days of NetFlix (back when I could watch a movie on a weekend, send it back, and get the next in time for the following weekend. This was back before NetFlix deluged the DVD buying population with coupons and deals and became so popular they were evidently overwhelmed and their shipping speed dwindled so badly it took over one week to send back a movie and more than another week for the next one to arrive).
    The disc arrived in a heavy yellow envelope. It was contained in a foam sleeve, which was a nice touch. The return envelope comes pre-canceled and is heavy paper, roughly the size of a disc, unlike NetFlix’s oversized, floppy envelopes. The foam sleeve however does not fit into the return envelope, so the disc is secure when it arrives but could be possibly damaged on the way back. The foam sleeves appear so wasteful that I assume this nice touch will disappear soon. (Though they might prove useful at home I guess.) Although DVD Avenue has not been around that long, the discs were quite scratched and worn, although I did not have problems playing them. It took about three or four days for me to receive confirmation that my disc had been returned; and this was about as expected. Their reply e-mail was quite bare-bones: no salutation, just two terse sentences. “DVD Avenue has received [your movie]. Remember to always keep plenty of selections in your queue to ensure you always have movies on hand.”
    Interestingly, of the half dozen discs I rented, none of them was my first choice, even though according to my queue the first choice was available the whole time.)
    One noteworthy aspect of DVD Avenue is that they rent out Playstation and other disc-based games, which NetFlix does not. At least this might win them the gaming audience. One drawback however is that they too insist on renting multi-disc sets as separate discs. This would make sense for a boxed set, or the complete season of a television show, but can get irritating when just renting a regular two-disc set.
    Once my tests were done, canceling my membership was quite easy. When I first joined I was told I would have to e-mail them to cancel; but when the time came for my cancellation (that is, before I’d need to pay again), I was able to do it all online. I had no particular problems with DVD Avenue, and I feel they’re off to a good start; but as luck would have it, NetFlix has opened up a branch in Lansing, in my state, so now my movies are only taking two days to arrive.’
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The Results Are In

    The Fish Poll has closed, having amassed one hundred fifty votes; and, as they say, the results are in.

    Opinions were divided and it was a close call. Although hardly a mandate, it does appear that public approval is leaning toward getting a new fish. So, with that said, ladies and gentlemen, may I present “Fish III”:
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Today in Food (2002/08/16)

    “United States researchers have found that suppressing a particular gene allowed mice to eat fatty foods without gaining weight or risking diabetes.
    ”The study, to appear in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, suggests that it will be possible to prevent obesity and diabetes with drugs, according to study author James Ntambi, a biochemistry and nutritional sciences professor at the University of Wisconsin.
    Ntambi and his team found that when they suppressed a gene known as SCD-1 in mice, every attempt they made at fattening the mice failed.”
    (Taken from The New Zealand Herald.)

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Sorry

I guess I should apologize since it sounds like I knocked down your web sight. I got to thinking I missed some of those Nicole Kidman pictures of yours & I guess while I was logged into your hard drive something must have went wrong.

I guess I should’ve been more careful but you should be more careful too. Let that be a lesson to you and to any who might actually read this. Do not use “password” as your password. Stay secure and stay safe. Use a birthdate or a person’s name instead.

Inspector William Montcrief
Brownstown Police Department
Computer Crimes Squad
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A.Word.A.Day

    Got this in my A.Word.A.Day e-mail this morning:

fartlek (FART-lek) noun
A method of training, originally developed for runners, that involves intense activity interspersed with low effort. For example, sprinting and walking.
[From Swedish fart (speed) + lek (play).]

The Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”? Seriously? Then movie marquees must’ve looked awfully funny in 1994. I’ll never look at my Speed DVD the same way again.
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All I can say is…

    “Holy crap!”
    I swear the site was fine when I checked it this morning. It was fine when I left for work. But somewhere between Brownstown and Dearborn, between twelve and twelve:thirty, the HaabWeb server took a giant dump.
    We were down for about eleven hours, as far as I can tell. And the site just popped back up at 11:06 PM EDT. All looks well, all looks unharmed, all looks complete. My thanks to the folks at HaabWeb and NetHosting4U for bringing my baby back to me; and my apologies to the two or three of you who were inconvenienced.
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Rate Me, Baby, Rate Me!

    Introduing a new photo-ranking page. Check out these photos [link to reappear soon], fellow SFGs, and answer honestly how much they excite and tantalize you.
    If you’d like to submit your own photos, just send them to RateMe@shortfatguy.com.
    (This latest addition to the SFG site was directly inspired by this page.)
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