The High Price of Concert Tickets

    I recently saw an unexpected Buffett mention in an AOL article titled “Millions Given to Tyco’s Ex-CEO”. Along with filching $6,000 for a shower curtain, “[l]ast summer, Tyco picked up half the tab for a $2.1 million trip to the Italian island of Sardinia, [according to the Wall Street Journal]. The central event was a 40th birthday party for [Tyco Chairman and Chief Executive Dennis] Kozlowski’s wife, Karen, with a performance by singer Jimmy Buffett.”
    And I thought scalper prices were bad!

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Another Great Idea

    It’s no secret the recent success of the movie Jackass has caught the more staid Hollywood institutions by surprise. Other production companies have noted the small budget, the public interest, and yes the notoriety, and are trying to mold the idea to fit their own agenda. Therefore, instead of a bunch of masochists beating themselves up, I would humbly suggest a show where people would eat unlikely items or food combinations. It could be called Fatass and it could air on the Food Network with the potential to attract a large youth market.
    Heck, I could even participate myself, since such an activity was not unknown to me in my youth. Besides, take it from me, cover it with some melted cheese and you can eat just about anything.
    (P.S. Please submit all inquiries to my agent.)
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This Entry is Meaningless and Can Be Ignored

    As much as I love Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Fellowship of the Ring, I am coming dangerously close to ragging the movie out. I’ve watched the DVDs too many times already and they’ve only been out a week. So, in the interest of preserving the movie’s appeal, I’m adding this little entry merely to drive those screen grabs (cool though they are) off my front page.
    Thank you. (A special Paypal fund is being established to get me assistance with this problem…or to help pay for that Boromir figure from Sideshow Weta.)
    Update: This entry is even more meaningless now that the widescreen/fullscreen comparison has been moved to my newly renovated Movies page. [Actually, no. It’s been moved back.]
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The Brand New, Underused, and Seldom Visited Message Board is Back Up and Operational

    I confess I was so obsessed with The Fellowship of the Ring last night that I completely forgot I had killed off my Short Fat Message Board earlier in the day. I’ve managed to restore it (that is, I’ve managed to undo the stupid setting change that made the board inaccessible), and it should be back up and running for the masses to ignore once again.
    I put all the blame on jfathers.

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Widescreen vs Fullscreen

    Let me state right from the outset that when it comes to home video I am an elitist snob. I love a letterboxed laserdisc or DVD that retains a movie’s original theatrical aspect ratio. The black bars at top and bottom do not bother me, and I’m not so simple-minded to think that I’m “losing” picture information. But I’ve been seeing a lot of web pages that are quite dismissive about the fullscreen version of the new Fellowship of the Ring release. And one web site in particular (featured on The One Ring) is completely misleading in its “comparison”.
    The Lord of the Rings was not a 35mm anamorphic release, where the only way to present a full-screen version is to “pan & scan” left or right. The trilogy was shot on Super 35 which can handle variable aspect ratios (and can also produce a sharper image). What this boils down to, in this instance, is the fullscreen version of LOTR:FOTR presents more picture from top to bottom but loses it on the sides; while the widescreen version (similar to what was shown in theaters) has more picture side to side but less on top and bottom.
    Unlike the site linked above, here is a real comparison taken from both releases:




Weathertop: widescreen
Weathertop: fullscreen

Witch King: widescreen
Witch King: fullscreen

Rivendell: widescreen
Rivendell: fullscreen

The Fellowship: widescreen
The Fellowship: fullscreen

Balrog: widescreen
Balrog: fullscreen

Argonath: widescreen
Argonath: fullscreen

    Notice how the same holds true for both normal and special effects shots. (For instance, the moonlit cloud effect above Amon Sûl, in the second picture, is only viewable on the fullscreen version.) So what am I trying to say here? Maybe that the choice is not as simple as some would make it out to be. That, in this instance at least, the fullscreen version is not all that bad. That the movie is pretty darn good in either version. And, that geeks like me can’t go wrong in getting both.
    Added August 6: There. I added three more images, and I also brightened them up a bit to make them easier to study.
    Added August 7: There. I added the “fellowship” group-shot comparison, by popular demand. (The full-size version looks like it’s been squeezed to fit a TV screen.)
    Have you bought your copy(ies) yet?
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My Precious!

    It’s a struggle to tear myself away from the TV. I got my Fellowship of the Ring DVDs tonight (courtesy of DVD Planet‘s timely shipment) and I have to say this is one of the best looking DVDs I have ever seen. The colors are extraordinary.


Where did that pink come from? I don’t remember the movie looking this good even in theaters!
    Incidentally, both discs come in a single case, the subtitles that existed in the film are still part of the film image, and as far as I can tell it looks like they really did remove the car in the cornfield. [I talk about it in my Diary. Scroll to the entry for January 20.]
    I haven’t gotten into disc two yet. I need to wring the slobber out of my shirt first.
    What a great way to wrap up the JFathers Convention and see out JFathers Day!’

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TV Trivia

    The phrase ‥I knew that would come back to bite me on the ass!” was specially created for use in American TV sitcoms.
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Lee Greenwood Live!

    God Bless the USA.
    Here’s something new for the Music page: instead of an MP3, we’re offering you some video with your audio. Here’s a RealVideo file of country singer Lee Greenwood performing his signature song. It was taped last night, Saturday August 3, at the Homecoming city festival in Dearborn Michigan. (Of particular interest is watching Greenwood cope with a dead microphone near the end of the song!)
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Air Margaritaville

    I finally got a chance to see Air Margaritaville this weekend. They were playing at the Homecoming city festival in Dearborn MI. I have to confess my interest in Buffett has been waning these last couple years (especially after the last couple concert debacles) and I was thinking of skipping their show just on principle. I checked them out anyway, and danged if I didn’t end up singing along and enjoying it all. Maybe Air Margaritaville renewed my faith! And it probably didn’t hurt that there weren’t a zillion beach balls in the air and a bunch of dancers on stage to distract me from the songs.
    Anyway, I had my camcorder with me and was able to tape a song, so here’s Livingston Saturday Night as a QuickTime MOV file (8.5 MBs). As far as I know, this might be your one and only Buffett song from me for 2002.
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I’m Back

    Hey, what do you know! I’ve got my computer back! I found it on the porch this morning, and like a long-lost friend I’ve spent the whole day getting reacquainted with it.
    It seems to be running a little strangely: it looks like someone tried to delete some of my files (but I restored them from the Recycle Bin) and my antivirus software discovered a ton of viruses (which I’ve thankfully been able to clear up).
    However, with that out of the way, I was able to dedicate the whole day to catching up on my web work. There are massive updates all across the board. There’s a new video file on the Music page, a new video file on the Buffett page (above), a full update for my Diary (yes, with video too), and a new MP3 and photos (no, just photos) on my Li’l Stubby fan site.
    After this kind of weekend, I’m going to need a couple days off!
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