Daily Chat

    Once again I am late to the party. A couple weeks ago Stephen Colbert, from The Daily Show, participated in a wry online chat with the Washington Post.
    (Link found via Steven Rubio’s Online Life.)
    And speaking of Mr Colbert, I can’t fail to mention his enjoyably nerdy interview with FilmForce.com from a while back.
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Beans Around the World

    As its webmaster says, Beans Around the World “started out as a simple joke” but “has developed into an international quest for world peace, love, tourism, and the promotion of high-protein vegetable food groups.” Perhaps the humble black bean might do what our politicians cannot and unite the world in our common love of legumes.
    P.S.: I can’t stop giggling whenever I see the headline “Mass. Debate on Gay Marriage Resumes

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Dial 22824-22*

    To enfore New York’s cell phone ban, an assemblyman wants to set up a hotline to turn lawbreakers in. As described in Tech Live‘s report:
“It’s illegal in New York state to use a cellphone while driving, but studies show people still do it. Brooklyn Assemblyman Feliz Ortiz wants the state Department of Motor Vehicles to set up a public hotline so motorists can turn in offenders. Offenders would get a warning the first time and face fines afterward. False reports would be fined, too.”
    So, if you’re on the road in New York and see someone illegally using a cell phone, you are obligated to call some emergency number on your own cell phone. I can imagine the phone call now. “Hello, you’ve reached the Cell Phone Whistleblower Hotline. Ha ha, we caught you.”
    Some call it law enforcement. Others call it irony. A certain Mon Calamarian Admiral would call it a trap.
    *22824-22 is my pun on “CATCH-22”. As if it were a phone number, get it?
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How to Improve Detroit?  Photoshop it!

    Today’s Free Press has a front-page article on how Detroit representatives were in Houston last weekend to show off plans for our city’s hosting of Super Bowl XL in 2006. To make Detroit more inviting they doctored a nighttime view of the city, adding lights to all the abandoned buildings and making the city look inhabited.
    Plans are in the works to refurbish those areas in time for 2006. So hopefully Detroit might actually resemble what is envisioned (but best not look too close, no matter how well-lit those buildings might be inside).
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Congratulations PJ!

    Peter Jackson received the Directors Guild Award last night! The One Ring.net has a set of images from the ceremony here. This and Barrie Osborne’s Producers Guild Award last month should bode well for Return of the King‘s Oscar chances. … It’d better!
    And speaking of bearded winners, check out these participants of the World Beard & Moustache Championships!
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Stupid Headline of the Day

    The Detroit Free Press, reprinting an article the Atlanta Journal Constitution, had this attention-getting banner today, on page 6E: “Beatles aren’t so radical 40 years later”.
    Gee. Y’think? Could it really be possible that after forty years of hindsight we might have gotten used to them, grown familiar with them? Maybe later this week they’ll have an article about how after one hundred years cars are commonplace or how after 150,000 years we’re acclimatized to breathing air.
    Yeah, I admit, likening The Beatles to a necessity like oxygen is a bit of a stretch. But The Beatles have survived the test of time and are still memorable and popular and almost as ubiquitous. And in today’s music world, with its dearth of melody, their songs are still vibrant and full of life and blissfully singable. It’s a sad state of affairs though when the anniversary of their Ed Sullivan Show appearance (tomorrow) will be toasted by the likes of Pharrell Williams and Vince Gill at the Grammys (tonight). If you want a real tribute to The Beatles, I wholeheartedly recommend the Concert for George DVD.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    And speaking of televised musical moments that galvanized the country, I believe Janet Jackson when she says it was an accident. I believe she showed more than she intended to show. Having said that, I also concede that all the crotch grabbing, sexual language, and flag desecration had no place in the halftime show. And I also believe the crotch humor, horse flatulence, erectile dysfunction talk, and kids feigning to swear had no place during the game’s network-approved commercials. What can I say — I’m a prude. Exposure to sophomoric TV made me this way.
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Goodbye Michaela

    Like I said yesterday, my favorite segment of The Screen Savers was when Michaela Pereira would show up and tease her Tech Live show which followed. Here’s video of Michaela’s last appearance, with her Tech TV veteran peer Leo Laporte…
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Diet Blog: Day Thirty-Five

    I weighed in at 221½ today. That\’s 2½ pounds less than last time, with a total of 17 pounds lost. I am particularly pleased with that result since I let myself go on Super Bowl Sunday, gorging on chips and chicken wings and Michelob Ultra. Lor’ bless me, I even had a heaping plate of spaghetti!
    Another noteworthy development is that I had to switch to a shorter belt this week!
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Say It Isn’t So!

    Something else in my Inbox. According to their newsletter, tonight marks the last appearance of Michaela Pereira on Tech TV!
Tonight is Michaela Pereira’s final appearance on a weekday edition of “Tech Live.” Today’s her last day at the network, and Michaela is moving on to host the morning show on KTLA in Los Angeles. Michaela’s going to be a star (she already is, in our books), and she deserves nothing but the best.
    I greatly enjoyed watching Michaela on the network, especially her repartee with Leo Laporte during The Screen Savers. She was always warm and witty and winning. What sucks most about her job change is we won’t be able to see her outside of Southern California. But, as Tech TV Web Producer Steve Enders reminds us, “That is, you won’t see her again until she lands her next big gig — something that’s bound to happen. We’re all certain of it.”

Michaela Pereira
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Dumbass Scumsucking Spammer of the Day

    Just got this in my Inbox. Advertising a “low-carb diet patch”, the brain trust at Pengo Deals titled their e-mail “How Movie Stars Loose Wait!” Bravo, you magnificent dumbasses, bravo.
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