And Then There Were Ten

    I was impressed with General Wesley Clark’s appearance on last week’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Since Clark announced his candidacy on Tuesday, I’ve been trying to read more about him. All of this is simply prelude to my saying I particularly enjoyed these two sentences in the Sydney Morning Herald‘s article:
    “But he also earned a reputation in the military as someone who did not suffer fools gladly. His critics say he will find the transition to politics very difficult.
    Update: I just read Clark’s announcement speech. He actually said “for my family and me”!!! Can you believe it? Hell, that alone is almost enough to get my vote.
    If he also knows how to spell “led” and says “there are” instead of “there’s” then I will worship him as a God.
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A Message from Joe (2003/9/17)

    My nephew Joe is taking an international studies course in Ecuador. Here’s his latest message.
From: Joe
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 07:14:47
Subject: Re: Time to fill ya in.

Hello everyone!

I have to keep this short, I don’t want to be late for my Volley class after all!

I wanted to let you folks know about my cool plans for this weekend. Us Kzoo kids are planning on taking our first non-obligatory trip into ecuador! We are headed to the coastal town of Atacames for the weekend.

For those of you unfamiliar with ecuador, it’s basically a place to kick back, take up some rays, and sip down an ice cold pilsner. Speaking of pilsner, does anyone have a beer that the entire country drinks. Here, if you aren’t drinking pilsner, you’re drinking water. Anyway, I hope this finds everyone well, and i promise to write something more substantial when i return from my travels.

love,

joe
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Warning of Life Update

    This just in. Universal Home Video just contacted me regarding The Meaning of Life interlacing problems I mentioned in a previous entry. Despite the backhanded swipe at my Malata, the news appears promising. I quote:
    With the advent of cutting-edge technology in the DVD format, a small number of DVD players do not have the technical capability to take full advantage of the “Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life” disc format. Universal Studios Home Video has become aware of a player specific issue which results in the appearance of jagged video interlacing, on disc 1 only. Disc 2 is NOT affected.
    Consumers with an incompatible player may mail back Disc 1 to Universal and receive a replacement. To obtain a pre-paid USPS envelope in which to mail back the original Disc 1, please call 1-800-433-4673. Replacement discs are currently scheduled to be available mid-November 2003. We appreciate your patronage and hope you continue to enjoy our products.
    Sincerely,
    Universal Studios Home Video
    “Do not have the technical capability.” Piffle! If anything, it’s Universal who are lacking, especially considering their recall for the recent Back to the Future box set and their unexplained cancellation of Duel. But I don’t want to pick any fights, since they’re already offering to correct the problem.   [4:01 PM]
    Update: I did a Google newsgroup search for more information, and I came across this explanation from “Steve” (aka Jazz Hunter at Jazz Collector.org). It has lots of numbers and technical terms, so it must be accurate:
    “The encode was done with incorrect field order. The source AVI or video stream was lower field first, the render upper first, the result is that after the pulldown flags are added frames 4 and 5 are reversed, either causing interlacing or jerky playback depending upon the player. This is for 30fps, I’m betting that those using 24 FPS progressive playback won’t see a problem because there is no interlacing or pulldown flags for 29.97 recovery. It’s a very bad disc with an inexcusable error.”
    Could this mean the problem is exaggerated by my Malata since it’s a progressive player hooked up to an interlace TV?
    For the record, I’ve tested disc one on my Malata DVP-520 with poor results. My WinDVD software player with equally bad if not worse results. And my portable Panasonic DVD-LV55. The portable player is an interlacing model, and the problem was not as noticeable — until I started going frame by frame.
    I just remembered I should try disc one on my PlayStation too. I’ll do that when I get home.   [5:12 PM]
    Update update: Well I tried Meaning of Life on my PlayStation and it looked poor on that as well, both while stepping through frames and during regular playback. I also tried disc one on a Samsung DVD-M301, but this time it played perfectly! No evidence of interlacing during normal playback, nor even going frame by frame.
    Another newsgroup poster might have an explanation why the problem suddenly vanishes on the Samsung. Erik, aka Newsreader at Harrishorn.com writes: “I suppose it would depend on how the DVD player handles its progressive scan conversion. If it does it the smart way, and bases its display on the 24p MPEG-2 source data, then you shouldn’t notice field order flag problems. If it does it the stupid way, and decodes the MPEG-2 stream fully (converting it to 60Hz interlaced) and then makes its progressive scan output from that, then you should see the problem.”
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Back Again


RCA Broadband
March 16 2000 — September 15 2003
    Well it looks like my Internet problems might not have been due to interference, a bad RF cable, a bad outlet, infrasound, or the Indian burial ground upon which the house was built. It looks like it was due to a bad cable modem.
    A day after reporting how my Internet problems had vanished, they returned with a vengeance. I’ve had spotty connectivity since Friday and I finally went to the Comcast payment center this morning and swapped out the cable modem. The new modem works fine — until shortly after I publish this, presumably, if everything stays true to form — and, at last (at least), the modem is not constantly resetting itself and I’m able to stay online for more than a couple minutes a day.
    I doubt if this will increase the frequency of updates here however, but that’s only because I’ll be preoccupied in downloading MP3s, SHNs, MPEGs, warez, and porn. Tally-ho!
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A Message from Joe (2003/09/12)

    My nephew Joe is taking an international studies course in Ecuador. Here’s his latest message.
From: Joe
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 15:31:11
Subject:

Time to fill ya in.

Joe Asteriou
c/o Programas International-Kalamazoo College
PO Box 17-12-841
Universidad San Francisco de Quito
Quito Ecuador

Ok, that is my address here again, because it was requested by a couple people.

Here’s a little fun tidbit about ecuador. There is a town outside Quito called Zambiza, where, up until about a year ago (hasta hace un ano), they put all of Quito’s trash. That’s right, they dumped all there trash there. Well, it turns out that a community developed of people that lived in the trash. They built little shanty houses and basically live by picking through the trash. I just thought that something like that would be of interest to some of you out there in TV land.

I don’t really have anything new to talk about, so i probably shouldn’t be filling your inboxes with spam. I’ll just leave you with the fact that I just finished my first project in my weaving class. It looks pretty spiffy if I do say so myself.

Have fun, wherever you may be, love

joe
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Follow the Bouncing Bear

    Something from the “Lighter Side of the News” (unless you’re a bear). Originally from KATC in Missoula MT, I got this video file from the Something Awful forums. I trimmed away some extraneous stuff (and added some snazzy fades) and now here it is, the first video effort with my new computer: the Bouncing Bear video.
    [Archivist’s Note: by the way, that glitch in the fade-out is not in the original WMV file, but was introduced when converting the video to more modern formats.]
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At Last! More Copies of Margaritaville!

    Now this could be big.
    I guess there’s no need for me to write to Jimmy and point him to themusic.com, the site The Who used to sell soundboard copies of all the performances of their concert tour. He is already planning something similar. Not only that, it looks like his own company will be handling it.
    This is what I just read in Yahoo!’s Buffett listserv, in a message from the “Treasurer and ‘Fun-time’ Ambassador of the Delaware Seashore PH Club”.
I found this very interesting. I just ordered some CD’s for my store and found 7 new Buffett CD’s available for pre-ordering. Apparently the West Coast concerts are going to be recorded live and distributed by Mailboat Records with a suggested retail price of $18.95

With a release date of Oct. 7th:
Live in Las Vegas
Live in Seattle
and Live in Vancouver

To be released October 14th:
Live in Irvine, CA
Live in Mountainview, CA and
Live in Vancouver

There’s also a new MCA CD with a 10/7 release date:
20th Century Masters: the Millennium collection: the Best of JB. — (just what we need – another SYPTD)

    Too bad this didn’t start at the beginning of the tour (so I could have a copy of the show I was at), but, still, it is excellent news!
    P.S. It looks like it is going to happen. A quick check of Amazon shows the Live in Las Vegas CD is all set for pre-ordering! This is great!
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A Message from Joe (2003/09/10)

    My nephew Joe is taking an international studies course in Ecuador. Here’s his latest message.
From: Joe
Sent: Wednesday, September 10, 2003 10:19:55
Subject: Hey all, (Quickie)

I understand that there has been a bit of worry. I am alive and well, its just been a while since i had access to a computer. I promise to email everyone great big emails either today or tomorrow. I would do it right now, but this internet cafe has been jerking me around and I have to get to the buses. Again, I am alive and well. Peace out everyone, and my next email will be filled with cool things that i have been doing!

Joe
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Excavations

    I sure wish the meddlesome RIAA would stop messing around with my server files.
    Anyway, while I was apparently being hacked, I had a chance to really delve in the foundations of my site today, courtesy of the Internet Wayback Machine. I first heard about it from Greg I think; and although I checked out the site a while ago, I really didn’t put it to use until today. It was pretty cool seeing all the old incarnations of my SFG page and my Buffett fan page (although it didn’t have my earliest versions, sadly). And I put the utility to use by reclaiming old entries and interpolating them back into my site. These weren’t blog entries per se, but they were dated messages on my homepage so I guess they technically qualify as blog entries. I added about thirty-five old entries and about twelve to my Buffett page.
    Ah, good times…
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Giving Criminals What They Deserve

Due to lax security at this webpage, I am once again able to write to you about my take on current events. Yes, I am no longer CEO of the RIAA, but I still take an active interest in our ongoing crusade against the unrighteous. As you may have read, our remedial crusade is truly coming to fruition, as 261 lawsuits were filed against the worst and most egregious marketers of contraband. These heinous criminals are not only trafficking in stolen goods but are probably drug fiends, which itself has well-documented links to terrorism. Is it too much of a stretch to claim the RIAA’s actions are not only just but patriotic? I think not.
    All this talk about how the RIAA is a big dinosaur defiantly ignorant of its own inexorable and imminent demise, lashing out litigiously in its death throes, is full of beans. In fact I’m pleased that our present course of action is attracting attention in other business markets. The auto industry, for example, facing severe losses due to overseas competition, is seriously considering suing any US citizen who drives a foreign car. And television broadcasters will soon be suing any and all TV viewers who change channels during commercial breaks or who walk away from their TVs and actively ignore advertising messages. To the naïve, these may seem draconian actions; but it’s what corporations nowadays have been driven to in order to get their due. And you have no one to blame but yourselves. You have been shirking your duties as consumers. Come on and do your part, you ungrateful bastards.
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