My Own Little Planetarium

    Still obsessed with the photos I took last Sunday, I created this little slideshow. Too bad you can’t see it fullscreen, as I can in iPhoto, but it’s still nice and has a couple more pictues than the album in my Photo Gallery [since moved to a Flickr album].
    As usual, the following is a QuickTime MOV and is about 4.1MBs in size. Incidentally the music is “Vide Cor Meum” by Patrick Cassidy; I thought it was so beautiful I bought the Hannibal score just for it.
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Birthday Blogging

    Happy Birthday to me! Another year older and deeper in debt. It’s time to change the age on all my message board profiles. And it’s time to check all the “Today’s Birthday” horoscopes and find out what’s in store for the coming year. Here’s the lame and tame write-up from Eugenia Last in my daily paper, the Detroit Free Press:
Sitting on the fence will lead nowhere this year. Make your move in a powerful and positive manner. You will instill confidence in those who are willing to support your actions. [So that advice works only for people with my birthday? Actually that whole “you will instill confidence in people who are already confident in you” sounds a lot like Bush’s “I will reach out to everyone who shares our goals”. — Does that mean I’m getting political capital today?!]
    Jeraldine Saunders, in the Washington Post says:
IF NOVEMBER 9 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: It is entirely possible that in the coming year you will feel younger and more vibrant than ever. Your imagination is strengthened, so not only is your creativity enhanced but you will also have the capacity to identify with the plight of others. This developing empathy may widen your horizons and enrich your spiritual life. Watch for beneficial people and situations in May or early June that can help you make your most heartfelt desires grow into reality. [Yay, I’m going to see a naked lady next summer!]
    Holiday Mathis, at the Chicago Sun-Times, has this to say:
IF NOV. 9 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: This is going to be a very action-packed year for you, with lots of new projects to tackle. If you get started right now, you’ll receive accolades and honors in February and March. Challenges in late spring will yield a fun and exciting summer and fall. [Pah, that sounds like too much work.] For the most part, you’re in for a passionate and very enjoyable love life this year. [Wow, you almost had me going there.] Your lucky numbers are 1, 15, 34, 49 and 33.
    Meanwhile, Georgia Nichols, also at the Chicago Sun-Times says:
IF NOV. 9 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Rhythm and blues singer Sisqo (1978) shares your birthday. [At last! The reason for my existence is revealed!] Because you know how to appreciate the moment, sometimes others are hypnotically magnetized to you. (You know how to have fun!) You live close to the edge because you love of the thrill of discovery. The year ahead can be one of the most powerful years of your life. [I think this is Sisqo’s.]
    And here’s Sally Brompton, at the New York Post:
The moon’s eclipse of Jupiter on your birthday will either be profoundly inspiring or profoundly depressing, depending on whether you are the kind of Scorpio who sees the glass as half full or half empty. [What about the Scorpio who sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be? (Thank you George Carlin.)] The fact is, it is your own attitude that creates your environment. If you want the world to be a nicer place, be a nicer person. [Well screw you then! (Sheesh, what’s with this confrontational attitude?)]
    Finally, here’s what Australia’s astrology.com< reports:
Your personal ruling planet is Mars.

You are governed by the bold and energetic Mars which brings to the fore your active, passionate and impulsive nature. The upside is you do not like laziness of any sort so work and physical activity are activities at which you excel. [Errrm…no.]

Your lucky colours are red, maroon and scarlet and autumn tones. [Actually that’s not far wrong.]

Your lucky gems are red coral and garnet. [Once again, not bad. My high school ring is garnet. (And my least favorite bird is the gannet. They wet their nests.)]

Your lucky days of the week are Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. [Those aren’t the weekend, silly.]

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 9, 18, 27, 36. 45, 54, 63, 72. [Well now you sound like Schoolhouse Rock.]

Famous people born on your birthday include Ivan Turgenev, Ed Wynn, Tommy Dorsey, Hedy Lamarr, Spiro T. Agnew and Tony Slattery. [Don’t forget Sisqo!]

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Northern Lights

    What a birthday present! I got what I always wanted: a chance to see the Northern Lights! Earlier today I got an e-mail from Spaceweather.com saying:
Big sunspot 696 unleashed an X-class solar flare on Sunday, Nov. 7th, and probably hurled another coronal mass ejection (CME) toward Earth. Solar wind conditions are favorable for a geomagnetic storm now (late Nov. 7th) and may become even more so when the CME arrives. Sky watchers: be alert for auroras on Nov. 7th, 8th and 9th. The best time to look is usually around local midnight.
    At eleven:thirty, my brother Mark called up to alert me of sightings. He said they were straight overhead, but when I got outside I was seeing them faintly, low in the northeast. As I continued to stay out, the aurora grew stronger, spreading upward in a wide ribbon from the northeast across the sky to the southeast.


Aurora Borealis

    Thank goodness my camera was fully charged, because I gave it quite a workout, leaving the shutter open fifteen seconds at a time. Maybe one of these days I’ll move my SFG Photo Gallery here (to the dot-org location), but for now I’ve uploaded the best of my photos here [since moved to a Flickr album].
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Not Quite So Dumb

    Thank God. Despite what this headline [PDF] might say, it looks like Americans are not quite so retarded as first believed. The fact the worst President in American history was re-elected Tuesday might now not be due to some kind of national dementia but because of good old voter fraud. Check out this diagram outlining the relationship of exit polls to the vote count. And notice the disparity in swing states compared to the similarities in other states. Note too how that disparity also correlates to states that relied on easily-manipulatable e-voting machines. Yes, the bastards did it again. They stole another election. Not only in Florida but this time in Ohio too — and no one seems to be talking about it. This makes sites like Black Box Voting.org more important than ever to keep an eye on this rise of the machines.   [1:42 AM]
    Update: I stand corrected. Ironically, it is not Diebold touch-screen machines that are at fault. The weak link of the chain is a state’s central computer, where all results are tabulated. Common Dreams.org has an excellent article explaining the problem, which can be boiled down to one chilling sentence: “That central tabulator computer is a Windows-based PC.”
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First Look: Revenge of the Sith

    The new Star Wars: Episode III teaser trailer will premiere in theaters tomorrow, preceding Pixar’s The Incredibles. But it debuted online today, minutes ago, for subscribers of AOL and Star Wars.com.
    It didn’t take long for it to spread across the net and show up elsewhere, in more accessible locations. Check it out here.
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Defending My Values

    All day I’ve been hearing how Americans disregarded Bush’s obvious gross incompetence and in favor of voting for his morsel values. I find this bewildering since the Republicans hardly have the monopoly on that. I’ve been preaching morsel values for years. Few things are as satisfying as finishing your drive-thru meal and then discovering there’s still a little left at the bottom of the bag!


Open your palm. Moisten a finger tip. Them’s good eating.

    That’s not just for neocons. That’s free to all Americans. So I am alarmed that President Bush is saying yesterday’s vote allows him some exclusive claim on morsel values, or that it’s a special province according to one’s religious beliefs. It’s sad such an opinion is being voiced. It’s sad the media and punditry are falling in line behind it. It’s sad that we are allowing ourselves to believe it. The freedom to exercise morsel values is available to us all — just check the bottom of your bag.
    (And please note: just because I eat the occasional chicken strip and not bacon cheeseburgers every day does not make me some kind of queer.)
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Let the Name Calling Begin

    CNN, via Netscape’s News page, has some choice words for W. Check out the file name of the Bush photo, as listed in Properties. (I did not make the screen grab, which explains the Windows XP interface.)
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The Beginning of a New Era

    No, not a second Bush administration. That’s nothing to crow about, unless for some reason you really hate the middle class and want to see them gone. This entry’s title refers to new developments with this here blog.
    For the last couple weeks visitors here have had to endure a continuing problem. No, not my Bush-bashing. That’s a public service. The problem was Windows users would end up downloading a Trojan horse redirect. At first I thought I might have caused the problem, but I could not track down any evidence within my own web space. I learned however that the exploit was actually on my host’s server, which explained why it was showing up on every single page on my website. The exploit disappeared after I contacted my host, but then reappeared a day or two later — and then continued to reappear for most of the rest of October.
    Mine was not the only site affected, many were. And we were all bewildered at how our host, IPowerWeb, was doing so little to correct the problem, prevent its return, or even to communicate with us. While doing further research, I discovered a couple interesting posts about IPowerWeb. The first is from someone called db3204:

The horror of Ipowerweb can not be emphasized enough. […] Most recently Ipower had a virus on their server. The following should indicate their lack of concern for customers. This virus went on for days (at least 6 or 7) spreading itself and Ipower treated it like a routine problem. Any of my customers who went to my site got the virus as I√≠m sure was the case for hundreds of other site owners. Even google cache had the virus. Finally, they got rid of the virus, but no followup, no offer of how to help those who got it, and so on. Ipower went back to business as normal, ignoring their customers and offering [no] excuses.

    Similarly, over on Computer Cops.biz, lizaeyes had this to say (on October 14):

Today has been a disaster. I have 4 sites with ipower and each one is effected by a virus on their server (their server has the virus—host 66). When I go to one of my sites, I’m asked if I want to download some software, which their is know way to escape, than I’m redirected to a porn site. Meanwhile, my computer is infected by a virus that destroys my software.

I called Ipower and they are aware of the problem. I have emailed them several times wanting to know the status, what is the virus name and how to fix it locally since it has infected my local computer as well.

What amazes me is that Ipower is aware of this virus on the server, yet they let the websites (they have thousands of sites on this host), keep running and spreading the virus to other users who go to those sites. Isn’t there somewhere to report such irresponsibility? Ipower doesn’t seem to be to concern about how this virus is effecting other people. It’s as if they don’t want to admit their is a problem.

Anyways, this has been going on since I woke up this morning. It is now 3pm. So in those hours Ipower could of spread virus to thousands of other computers, the fact that the virus redirects customers to pron site, is hurting the reputation of the domain names and they have no estimate when it will be fixed nor will they provide a solution to fix it locally. Isn’t there a place you can report this type of problem to? Ipower sure doesn’t seem to care.

    When the Tojan horse reappeared last weekend, I had enough. The problem continued throughout Monday, but by then I was already shopping for a new host. Rather than lose my site while transitioning to a new one, I bought a new domain (a “.org” as companion to my “.com”) and have spent the last couple days recreating my blog’s database and moving files over. My new shortfatguy.org domain just came online tonight — propagating, as they say — and I have already started updating it with new entries here, while the “.com” blog has been abandoned. I plan on maintaining the “.com” domain, leaving my old HTML pages there; but my “.org” domain will now be the new home of my blog.
    Welcome.

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What Happened to “No Surrender”?

    Evidently John Kerry has conceded to George Bush, giving up on that whole “every vote counts, every vote counted” American pipedream. I however do not concede. Fox News and NBC can color Ohio however they want. I refuse to play along. I refuse to allow George Bush to foul up my country any further. He is not my president. Not in my name. And to belabor this string of protest chants: the revolution is just a t-shirt away…

Taken from SEI
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[Archivist’s Note]

    This entry marks the end of the last SQL backup on pMachine. Although pMachine will continue to be used, all subsequent entries are copied from an Expression Engine backup, being the successor to pMachine.
    There’s no simple way to transfer a pMachine or Expression Engine blog to WordPress; instead, this current incarnation has been recreated one entry at a time, copy-and-pasting from an SQL file into this blog. The process is time consuming but at least allows a second look at each entry, and a way to correct spelling errors and upgrade audio and video files. Internal links have been corrected but, sadly, most of the links pointing outward are now aimed at non-existent sites.
    The reconstruction was impulsively begun on Saturday, May 15 2021. And, despite the time stamp of this entry, we’ve surpassed entry #935 on Friday, June 4 2021. As noted above, although the next entries come from an Expression Engine backup file, the actual upgrade to EE will not take place for a few months…
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