Man, this “English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer” Translator will definitely be a handy resource in helping me make sense of 98% of the message boards and web pages out there.
From Wannabegirl.org by way of Malbela.com:
To order there is a teeth-clencher.
The managers hire without censure.
You don’t know what you’ll eat,
Maybe tacos sans meat.
Each visit is like an adventure.
Ack! President Bush defaces the American flag! And in my own state too!There once was a lightbulb named Cass
Made of an opaque kind of glass.
He would frequently bitch
to his friend the lightswitch
for being woke by 80 watts up the ass.
Did you miss me? I wandered over to Windows Update and installed a couple fixes and patches. It didn’t interfere with my posting schedule, but it felt strange to shut everything down and reboot. The break gave me time to have some lunch too.
I wish I had my network set up, since I’d be able to roam around and yet still post. As it is, everything’s on order. Once I got the new computer running on Thursday night, I went on an online shopping spree and ordered the ingredients for a home network, SATA drives, and even more cathode lights. Unfortunately those won’t show up till next week (well, the cathode lights showed up, but they sent me a single inverter instead of a dual inverter so I have to send it back. Sheesh), but at least this big project will be done soon.
